- Friend: I hope you're happy.
- Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
- Friend:
- Me: What.
22/05/2012 - Paris.
(Source: riversgron, via snixvera)
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(Source: the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick, via mor-mor-moriarty)
Why I Love my Sister
- Sister: I wish Benedict Cumberbatch would follow the rules of the Weeping Angels.
- Me: How do you mean?
- Sister: Whatever holds the image of a Benedict Cumberbatch becomes a Benedict Cumberbatch.
How to watch TV 101
- Sit comfortably in front of the TV
- Open the TV and choose the show you want to watch and start watching.
- I recommend to have a pillow, a blanket and an apple next to you
- Though if you’re watching a show that’s made by BBC/written by Steven Moffat instead of an apple have a watermelon next to you
- Hug the pillow and make inhuman voices when your favorite character shows up.
- Cry when your favorite character’s scene is over and hug the pillow even tighter. (at this point you can take the blanket and cover yourself with it, I recommend to cover yourself this way)
- SCREAM when the character you hate shows up.
- Now, the writers of the show you’re watching are probably assholes that their only goal in life is to break your heart and crush your soul, and so they will probably kill a character you love/make your least favorite ship canon/won’t let your otp become canon etc..
- So when the writers break your heart, and trust me, they will, take the apple/watermelon and throw it on the TV while sobbing.
- After you threw the apple/watermelon at (and probably broke) the TV, cover yourself completely with the blanket, put the pillow on your head and cry until you don’t have any tears left.
(Source: darylfranz, via and-so-the-sparrow-sings)
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