yeah you! no
no wait dont fucking scroll past this you little shit
ANYWAYS
if you haven’t already go drink a glass of water
or eat if you haven’t in the past 3 hours
straighten your back, maybe stretch a little
move those arms!
yeah
now keep on truckin lil internet warrior

how to have a great beach bod: be an elephant
look at this happy mother fucker right here! :)
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
there’s only one duckling in the photo how could we not know
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

You're not watching Orphan Black?Let’s change that!
You don’t know what it’s about?
It’ll be an even better surprise!